Halloween Horoscopes

By Madi Crory

Edited by Katie Asselin

These Scorpio season horoscopes will provide some insight as to how these next few weeks will be spent and some costume advice for those who still need help.

ARIES

March 21 - April 19

There are going to be many moments in this Scorpio season where your talent and time will be wanted and called upon. This could mean plenty of invites to Halloween parties or an intricate and clever costume that will earn many compliments. I recommend a costume that you create with your own mind so you can feel accomplished and feel like you’ve earned the compliments you will get. This also means I don’t have to come up with one for you. If you are very very desperate however, wear green and blue, but have a thermometer that indicates a high temperature, and BOOM! You are now our burning planet!

TAURUS

April 21 - May 21

Scorpio season is going to force a lot of your energy into reviewing the commitments you have put into relationships. How this translates to Halloween costumes… not entirely sure. Making your costume from scratch isn’t exactly your thing, but Taurus’s are very knowledgeable in how to use what they have. I think a fun costume for a Taurus would be a Just Dance dancer. IT would just require clothing you may already have in your wardrobe and wearing a brightly colored glove on your left hand.

GEMINI

June 22 - May 21


CANCER

June 22 - July 22

Cancers, Halloween costumes, and Scorpio season are a match made in heaven. Scorpio season is asking Cancers to give their creative processes some TLC; all the more reason to have a really cool costume. I really like putting a twist on something really mundane so for example, you could dress up as a crying housewife, but she’s crying because her kid is a scary monster (this would require a creepy doll from CVS to carry around). Just find something that suits your time frame and you are content with.

LEO

July 23 - August 22

Similar to Tauruses, this season is about reviewing. Leos will be reviewing their role in various aspects of their life and where they came from. I interpret this as a suggestion to wear a very simple costume, perhaps one from your childhood. Some public domain character, like a vampire, werewolf. A very simple costume revival for a Leo would be the classic pumpkin, which I’m pretty sure every child was at least once.

VIRGO

August 23 - September 22

Virgos are going to have a very similar review of the past like Leos. This could mean that you and your Leo friend should team up for a cute doubles costume, or you should go as something nostalgic, from a show you used to watch as a kid. I’m assuming that if you’re reading this you were born in the early 2000s as well, so I would recommend an old, childhood show like Oswald, Dora, Madeline, a backyardigan, Arthur, a Teletubby, or Clifford the Big Red Dog.

LIBRA

September 23 - October 22

This Scorpio season you are going to be very aware of your monetary intake and output. This may be taken as a definite sign that you should save your money and do a simple, clever costume. However, I know that Libras love to go all out so what I would recommend is making the costume from what you have, and buying any addition to it from Savers or the Dollar store. I think being an alien is a solid costume for a Libra because it allows for a lot of the Libra creativity to seep through and can lead to a lot of cool little details or props.

SCORPIO

October 23 - November 22

It’s your TIME scorpios. This season you will be finding your value and purpose. This confidence will allow you to wear that cool costume that you have had on the backburner for the past few years. Not only should you let yourself wear what you want, but encourage others to dress up. Don’t let anyone get in the way of you and your Halloween. I don’t think Scorpios need my assistance, but if so, look to the movies and shows you have been watching recently. I think Big mouth and Euphoria could spawn some good costumes.

SAGITTARIUS

November 22 - December 21

Saggitariuses will spend their time this Scorpio season growing in multiple aspects of their lives while working on something in the background. Using my impeccable detective skills, I am almost certain you know your costume and have began creating it already. If you stepped on this costume train a while ago, then keep chuggin’ along. If not, I think Saggitariuses can also pull off the nostalgic costumes referenced in the Virgo horoscope, or a costume inspired by common household item. I think wearing a lampshade on your head to be a lamp or wearing a t-shirt and keeping your hand on your hip to be a mug are very Sagittarius costumes, but that’s purely based on intuition.

CAPRICORN

December 22 - January 19

This Scorpio season for you, Capricorn, is about your friendships: looking out for your friends and putting more effort into certain friendships, while making sure that you are okay. A great way to do this is making a doubles costume together. If you are childhood friends, maybe be Blues Clues and Steve (that’s the narrator dude by the way), and if not, PLEASE be Rico Nasty and Doja Cat in the Tia Tamera music video. I would personally love to see that.

AQUARIUS

January 20 - Febuary 18

The Aquarian Scorpio season is about career and where your urge to do things is from and how you can use it. This goes perfectly with career-related costumes, which I find particularly charming. The classic nurse is always a great addition to any Halloween party, but I suggest a less common one, like a taxidermist that would just require you to carry a stuffed animal, or a pyrotechnician so you can give out sparklers to friends.

PISCES

February 19 - March 20

For my fellow Pisces out there, you are going to be focusing on your beliefs and organizing your thoughts. What else is new? I know how Pisces feel about Halloween costumes: They hate not being the ones that came up with the costume themselves. As an alternative, I will provide some costume inspiration. Go as something a bit niche but still recognizable; I particularly recommend come older celebrities that have flown under the radar. I am going as Pitbull, but Redfoo from LMFAO or Cher Lloyd would be fun too. These obviously warrant some theatrics as well, which I know makes them very appetizing to some Pisces.